mercyforanimals:

1. Domino’s  
The Pacific Veggie pizza is loaded with roasted red peppers, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, and more! Be sure to order it on a thin crust and skip the cheese. If you want to take it up a level, ask for the garlic, barbecue, or sweet mango habanero dipping sauce!

2. Papa John’s
Topped with green peppers, onions, black olives, crimini mushrooms, and Roma tomatoes, the Garden Fresh pizza is sure to hit the spot (just don’t forget to pass on the cheese). If you’re really hungry, try the breadsticks with Buffalo, garlic, or barbecue sauce!

3. Little Caesars
Pizza, pizza! Just like at Papa John’s, at Little Caesars the crust and sauce are totally plant-based. While its Veggie Pizza (sans cheese) is a good start, don’t be afraid to really load up on veggies and add some banana pepper rings, jalapeño peppers, or pineapple.

4. Pizza Hut
On the hand-tossed or Thin ’N Crispy crust, try the Premium Garden Veggie topped with green peppers, mushrooms, red onions, fresh spinach, diced Roma tomatoes, and a balsamic sauce drizzle! Also be sure to try the Fiery Red Pepper breadsticks flavored with crushed red pepper and cayenne!  

5. zPizza
zPizza is one of the national pizza chains offering Daiya, a popular vegan cheese. Feel free to create your own pie topped with all your faves or grab a Berkeley Vegan: covered in roasted zucchini, mushrooms, bell peppers, red onions, Roma tomatoes, and Gardein vegan sausage! Wow!  

6. Mellow Mushroom
This place is seriously good! Try the Thai Dye Pizza with an olive oil and garlic base, onions, Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, cucumbers, and a mouthwatering Thai chili sauce. Be sure to ask for Daiya cheese and replace chicken with curry tofu. 

7. California Pizza Kitchen
Try the California Veggie pizza, piled high with baby broccoli, eggplant, red onions, crimini mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, and roasted corn. Just don’t forget to order without the cheese!

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For a list of delicious vegan pizza recipes, click here

(via lifeofapoorvegetarian)

chunty:

Any adult: I don’t really like vegetables
Me: (thinking of a way to go back in time and fix your life)

idiopathicsmile:

VOICEOVER: She wants a historically accurate thirteenth century castle in the heart of bustling downtown L.A. He has his heart set on living in a small metallic orb that would float over a bottomless gorge, beyond space and time. Can this pair of newlyweds see eye to eye???

WIFE: The location is nice but I don’t know about these staircases…I just had my heart set on an escalator made of sand and artisan brie.

HUSBAND: Well it’s definitely not a small floating metallic orb.

REALTOR: That…would defy several laws of physics.

WIFE (squinting): Do you have anything that is simultaneously larger, cheaper, newer, and more historic?

REALTOR: Um.

WIFE: And I need a big kitchen. I love to cook!

(Cut to footage of the wife in her current kitchen, wearing an apron and surrounded by pots and pans. She is hitting a banana with a hammer. On the counter next to her is a pile of doll hair.)

HUSBAND: Yeah, get her a nice kitchen. Of course, I won’t be spending any time in there, ha ha! (His laugh is loud but his eyes are so empty. They are empty all the way back.)

WIFE: And I need a room for my shoes. That is simply non-negotiable.

HUSBAND: Also, if we can swing it with our budget, I’d love a finished basement where I can really unwind and stew in my toxic masculinity and repressed emotion. And hardwood floors.

WIFE: And hardwood floors.

HUSBAND AND WIFE IN EERIE UNISON: Hardwood. Floors. (somehow it sounds like way more than two voices, more like the collective whisper of an army)

REALTOR: Okay, I will certainly, um. See what I can do? Anyway, this next house, it’s a metallic orb hanging on a sturdy cord near a ravine—

WIFE: Well it’s definitely not a genuine thirteenth century castle—

HUSBAND AND WIFE: (stare at each other in open contempt)

REALTOR: Heyyy so why don’t we take a look inside?

(via slamjam2k12)